..you start an angel food cake with a roux.
...you think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids.
...you take a bite of 5-alarm Texas chili and reach for the Tabasco.
...your children's favorite bedtime story begins "first you make a roux..."
...your description of a gourmet dinner includes the words "deep fried."
...your mama announces each morning, "well, I've got the rice cooking--
what will we have for dinner?"
what will we have for dinner?"
...you sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says "don't eat the dead ones" and you know what he means.
...you don't know the real names of your friends, only their nicknames.
...you gave up Tabasco for lent.
...your dog thinks the bed of your pickup is his kennel.
...any of your dessert recipes call for jalapenos.
...you think the four seasons are: duck, rabbit, deer, squirrel.
