You Might Be A Cajun If.....

• You won't eat a lobster because you think it's a crawfish on steroids.
• You take a bite of 5-alarm Texas chili and reach for some Tabasco.
• You're asked in school to name the four seasons and you reply, "Onyons, celery, bell peppers, and garlic."
• You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and someone says, "Don't eat the dead ones" and you know what they mean.
• You refer to Louisiana winters as "gumbo weather"
• You can look at a rice field and can tell how much gravy it'll take for that much rice.